The Chadwick Thanksgiving Day Feast Menu

• Ten pound Butterball turkey, butterflied and roasted with garlic and sage.
• Sweet potatoes, whipped with cinnamon and vanilla
• Homemade cranberry, apple, and mango relish with lemon zest.
• Sweet buttermilk cornbread
• Boiled Onions in a butter sauce
• Peas
• Pumpkin Pie w/real whipped cream
• Orange cranberry cake

Odd Job of the Day

This has to be one of the oddest job postings on a freelance job board. I am not planning on bidding for this job, so feel free to search Craigslist for it and apply.



My friends have a nasty habit of not remembering our evenings the following morning. I am tired of replaying the entire night for them in their hungover states. I need someone to tag along with us, not consume any alcohol, and take notes on the conversations, actions, etc., that take place. It's great practice for writing a novel, short story, screenplay, etc. I will, however, have complete creative control over your records. Job would require two hours of work per week: no more available. Thank you for helping my friends and I have great memories.


Good to know they only need someone for two hours a week - I suppose their drunken revelry is limited to that amount of time.

Is anyone else a little creeped out by this?